McWorm

So today is the last day I eat the devilishly untasty, oil-drenched-cardboard-tasting Hashbrown. I usually get it everyday for breakfast, and I would spend nearly 10 minutes seperate the hacked up pieces of worms from my food.

But today, I hit the limit, I collected them all on a piece of tissue paper and ate the rest of the food, then looked at the tissue and barfed hard>>>

Later in the day I ate the delicious Egg McMuffin, and after the first bite I realised it had meat in it and well, let's just say I paid the toilet bowl another visit.

McDonalds' food is like Kinder surprise, open the egg and you'll find meat, hair, insects or who the hell knows.